Adventures of a Robotic Global Nomad

Ramblings of a slightly neurotic dreamer...


About Me

Deserted Robot
Honolulu, Hawaii
I originally started this blog to document my travels, but now i'm expanding it to my life, in general. These are my tales:
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Pearls of Sophness

  • Fuck capital punishment. (12/23/08)
  • I cry during parts of movies that aren't that sad. (12/20/08)
  • I find it really annoying when people don't say "Thank You" to the person holding the door open for them. (12/12/08)
  • I saw an eyeless puppy on the bus the other day, and I fell in love with it. (11/31/08)
  • I've been wicked busy working 2 jobs and going to school full-time. Sorry guys! (4/13/08)
  • I choose losing my dignity over wondering about what could have been because I think that dignity is like your stomach lining - you get a new one every few years! (8/3/07)
  • I used to sleep with my eyes open - no joke. (7/20/07)
  • I like really sad music. (6/22/07)
  • When I was a little girl I was deathly frightened of getting lost. So much so, that on Halloween we weren't allowed to go any direction but straight because I thought if we turned we wouldn't be able to find our way home, so my trick-or-trearting only lasted to the first dead end, then it was over. (6/20/07)
  • I'm a whiskey girl. (5/28/07)
  • I'm a hopeful romantic (note: hopeful rather than hopeless!). (5/25/07)
  • I have a thing for flocks of birds, robots, and sailboats. (5/24/07)
  • A sense of timing is something to be desired when it comes to me. I'm pretty sure that there's a microphone connected to my heart. Sadly the microphone is always on as the off button was broken in a tragic accident in 1988. (5/22/07)
  • Scrabble is probably the best game EVER. (5/18/07)
  • I am a huge fan of breakfast food 24 hours a day. (5/14/07)
  • I have absolutely NO sense of direction. (5/13/07)
  • I dream about robots, deserts, and sailboats. (5/5/07)
  • I put peanut butter on my hamburger one time and it was surprisingly awesome. (5/1/07)
  • I really like the words 'sassy,' 'spiffy,' and 'nifty.' (4/28/07)
  • I make a rockin' cup of peppermint tea with rosehips and honey. (4/20/07)
  • I believe in total self-determination of destiny, but occasionally have fits of blind faith in the power of the universe. (4/19/07)
  • Whenever I start to feel too nostalgiac, I throw something away. (4/18/07)
  • I'm scared of gyms, cafeterias, and bumper cars. (4/17/07)

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      • My Epitaph
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Monday, December 31, 2007

My Epitaph

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'What" will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com
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